hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

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meladoodle:

do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’

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jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

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im-a-scottaholic:

im-a-scottaholic:

did you hear about the dyslexic satanist

he sold his soul to santa

guys come on this is quality stuff

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brbjellyfishing:

Maroon√25

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brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

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